Things Around Your House

Somewhere in the country On a quiet neighborhood road Out front was a flower box garden In front of your cozy home A swing from the ceiling in your living room I love seeing it all The pictures of your wife and family too Things around your house On a table made of wood A bookmarked bible and a photo of your crew Things around your house Keys to a Harley Glider A giant dildo and some lube Sitting on the mantle by the fire The pictures on the walls as we walk to your room George Bush looks young in that photo And I got to say you do too Walked to the bedroom Flower dust ruffle around the bed Dropped to his knees And I patted on his head Wanted me to bless him And give him what he needs Something he tries to hide And leads him to seethe Things around your house A swirling ceiling fan Crucifix on the wall Decor kind of bland Things around your house I'm not your father But I'm a fan of the Padres If we ask the lord for forgiveness It won't count anyway Headed out to the garage to see the collection of tools A leather jacket hung there With some worn chaps on the stool Blue Lives Matter flag flown proud We got down to business it got kinda loud Rode that bike as hard as can be Asked are you going to come with me Things around your house A couple of uniforms Out there in the open Looking very norm Things around your house A pickup in the driveway Balls on the tailgate A Punisher sticker and an NRA Called up my golf bros to come over here Went back to his living room started slugging beers One after another they took him on the swing Tested the strength of that ceiling And his ability to sing Things around your house You'll put away someday Everything you like but don't Is here to stay Things around your house Not much left to do Time to wrap it up But we didn't do that for you